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Turkey time!

You know those hand turkeys you make in school when you're a kid? Yeah, I thought everyone knew them too. But my bro Val never got to make one. So we busted out the paper and markers and all that and made turkeys. Even uncle Hans made one.

Even though I'm not like five years old, I'm going to post mine. What? It was fun.

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Complications

It's complicated, my relationship with my brother Val. For one thing, this is the first time in our lives we've lived together. So there's a lot of adjustment I guess. I'm used to having a sibling around - my sister Alison. Val- not so much. I also can't kid around with him as much as I can her - he takes things kind of serious sometimes, and I'm afraid I'm really going to hurt his feelings without meaning to.

And he won't buy me beer! What's up with that? I'm old enough to drink, just not legally. Val's 21, and totally wasting it.

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Eloquent

"Plural noun," Alison called to her brothers.

The Varner boys were both sprawled on the floor with their heads bowed over Nintendo DSes, racing Mario Kart. "Butts," Theo called.

Alison shook her head, but filled it in anyhow. "Verb?"

"Interrupting," Theo said. "Which you are."

"I don't mind," Val said, looking up from the game.

"Adjective?"

"Eloquent."

Theo snorted. "Fancy-smancy adjective."

Alison threw a pillow at Theo.

Val gave her a smile. "Good shot."

"Suck up," Theo said.

"Eat me," Val replied sweetly. He was getting the hang of siblings.

Alison rolled her eyes. "So much for eloquent."

Twilight

"And you accuse me of dazzling people?" Theo read pretentiously.

"Shut up, Dread Head." Alison snatched at the book. Theo rounded the couch, finding another awful phrase. "I turned slowly, unwillingly." He clutched the hand not holding the book to his heart for dramatic purposes. " I didn’t want to feel what I knew I would feel when I looked at his too-perfect face."

"Dad! Theo won't give me Twilight!"

"I'm doing you a favor," Theo said.

"Dadddd!"

"Theodore!"

Theo handed the book back.

"It's romantic," Alison insisted.

"Sparkly stalker romance."

"Edward's hot."

"You're dumb."

"Daddddd!"

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